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Peaches Geldof dropped - why did they ever employ this hot mess??

The trainwreck that is Peaches Gelfof was today formally dropped as the face/body of the Ultimo bra range - after recent naked pictures and stories of alleged drug use appeared on the interweb. 

The company released the following statement:

"We have been in meetings all this morning with regards to the stories that have surfaced over the weekend about Peaches and unfortunately we have no option but to terminate her contract."

I don't think she was or ever will be a role model for young women. Bring back Mel B Ultimo!!!

Image: Miss Ultimo/Ultimo for Debenhams

Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister performs 'Smack That!' Wrong!!

 
The 9 year old sister of Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, was recorded performing a very well rehearsed version of Akon's rude and misogynistic song 'Smack That'.

Noah dances and sings her way through the song that has lyrics such as:

"Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh." 

Watch and judge the video in question for yourself.

You may think 'So what is it just a kid singing and dancing along to a song she doesn't really understand'. 

I would agree with you, but this episode comes just a few months after 9 year old Noah dressed up as a dominatrix prostitute for halloween! Look how inappropriate this laced up number is for a 9 year old...

 
Billy Ray Cyrus needs some serious lessons in parenthood if he thinks either of these incidents are acceptable!

Wanna see Michelle Heaton go arse over tits? - aka fall over!

Former Liberty X singer, Michelle Heaton, was in Ireland yesterday lending a helping hand to a finalist on their version of The Apprentice. 

Michelle, who is currently best known for being Jordan's best mate, has the crowd in stitches around the 0.55 second mark!

Watch it - you know you want too! :P 

Joe McElderry fancies Rachel Adedeji? Isn't he....??

 

Apparently sources 'close' to X-Factor winner, Joe McElderry, have confirmed that the geordie singer has a crush on his former housemate and fellow X-Factor hopeful Rachel Adedeji.

If your not sure who Rachel is....she was the idiot whole stole the microphone from Joe during his winning performance last night!

The source said:

"He has missed her since she left the competition and the house. They talk on the phone all the time. They are both really down-to-earth, genuine people and it's obvious when you see them together they care a lot about each other."

This is hilarious! Everyone knows Rachel isn't Joe's type, she's the wrong sex for a start! Right? 

The only things these two are talking to each other on the phone about are boys, clothes and gossip! Talk about a PR machine stunt from Simon Cowell!

No more surgery Catherine Zeta-Jones - please!

Actress, Catherine Zeta-Jones, showed up at the broadway opening of 'A Little Night Music', in NYC last night.

Something about Cathy's face seemed a bit odd to me. Then I realised - she looks like a mannequin! I mean this in a thoroughly positive light, trust me! 

At her age, 40, most women would dream to look as classy and sexy as she does. BUT I think Catherine should stop with any enhancements she may or may not be currently having! At the moment she looks slightly natural, anymore 'help' and she might end up looking like a Joan Rivers love child!

Also in attendance was everybody's favourite murder investigator Angela Lansbury! Catherine should take some style advice from this Hollywood veteran - she's looking amazing!

Has Susan Sarandon gone mad??

Actress, Susan Sarandon, turned up to the New Zealand premiere of her latest move 'The Lovely Bones' barefoot! 

Whether it is a case of age catching up with her memory or whether it is in fact a very clever attempt at drumming up some media attention for her new movie! If that's the case then she has done a very good job!

P.S. You could have at least painted your toe nails!

Kelly Clarkson is officially a scrubber!

American Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson, has resorted to cleaning for a living after disappointing sales of her last album!

Only joking....the singer was helping out at the Tide Loads of hope truck in New Orleans. This charity was set up in the wake of the Katrina disaster.

Ah Kelly is a good citizen yall! 

Lieutenant Gordon Brown - Lollllz

Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, doesn't look to happy in his army combat gear earlier today. 

Gordy was in Afganistan showing support to the troops (or shamelessly trying to get more votes), whilst there he spent the night in the soliders quarters. 

I think he has a slight look of Tom Cruise in Top Gun! 

Jokingggggggggg!

Courtney Love - a juicy mess!

Guess how old Courtney Love is......

The ageing rocker was spotted last night in NYC last night attending the after party for a special screening of ' The Lovely Boys'. Looking slightly worse for wear Courtney was reportedly seen to be falling around in a very drunken state. Nothing new here then! 

This comes weeks after she alleged Britney Spears had been the victim of moelstation - by her own father! Maybe Courntney needs to  get back on the wagon - if she was ever on it!

On the postive side her dress is 'bang on trend' for the festive season!

P.S. Courtney is 45!